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Question for Day 1: Share your funniest "I googled it" moment. If you don't have one yet, tell me that craziest thing you have googled.
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Excerpt from Brie Learns the Art of Submission:
Ms. Clark was a
true blonde with an attractively trimmed snatch. If Brie had had any feelings
for females, she might have fallen in love with that pristine pussy.
She closed her
eyes and went over the information she’d read on the internet.
Step one—prolong the first lick.
Brie began by
lightly kissing the insides of the thighs, then running her fingers gently
through the hair on Mistress’s mound. It was all about sensually drawing out
the first moment before contact. She lightly pressed her mouth against the
right side of Mistress’ outer lips, and then on the left. Brie ever so lightly
kissed the area of her opening and breathed warm air on her clit without
touching it. Then Brie took a deep breath and licked the full length of her,
from the vaginal opening all the way up. She purred softly after she broke
contact, slowly licking Mistress again with more pressure, remembering the
redheaded Domme’s advice. Brie avoided the clit, wanting it to become desperate
for her mouth.
Step two—wait for the clit to show itself and then
tease it.
She continued
the sensual licking until the glans peeked out from behind the hood. It was
Brie’s cue to suck lightly on it. Then she pulled away and started licking the
length of her Domme’s sex again, coming close to the clit but not always
suckling it, making Mistress anticipate and long for more contact.
Step three—use your fingers to stimulate. She started playing with
Mistress’ glistening folds and teased her opening with her fingers. Then, when
Brie felt the time was right, she slowly penetrated her with a single finger.
She played with the opening and then explored farther in to find the G-spot.
Mistress shuddered when Brie found it.
Step four—use your tongue to build the tension.
Brie started to
concentrate on the glans, using a horizontal fluttering of her tongue as she
stroked her Domme inside. She switched it up by tilting her head to one side
and then the other. When her tongue got tired, she laid it flat on the clit and
let Mistress grind against it. Brie remembered reading that two fingers were
better than one, so she slipped another finger in to thoroughly caress the
G-spot.
Mistress moaned.
Not a quiet, controlled moan. No, this was the moan of a woman coming close to
the edge. Brie pressed her mouth against her Domme’s clit and licked with a
steady, sensual pace as she used her other hand to caress the soft skin just
under the vagina.
Step five—stimulate other sensitive areas to bring her
over the edge.
The moans grew
louder and Mistress shifted in the chair. Brie remembered how possessed she’d
felt when both Sir and Rytsar had taken her anally. With confidence she hadn’t
had until that moment, Brie moved her finger down to Mistress’ anus and teased
the rim. When the timing felt right, she inserted her finger into the tight
hole.
Mistress cried
out and started orgasming on Brie’s tongue. It was exciting for Brie to
experience success with such a difficult partner. She continued to lick lightly
until she felt Mistress’ hand on her head. She pulled away and looked to the
floor, very pleased with herself but trying not to show it.
“What the hell
was that?” Ms. Clark asked hoarsely.
“Miss Bennett,”
Sir called from the panel.
Brie stood up
and wiped her mouth. “Sir?”
“Can you explain
how a supposed novice employs advanced cunnilingus techniques?”
She looked up at
him and said simply, “I googled it, Sir.”
All three men
broke out in laughter. She blushed and looked down at the stage floor.
After the
laughter had subsided, Sir asked Ms. Clark, “Well? Are you satisfied with her
cunnilingus skills?”
Her trainer
adjusted her skirt before answering. “I am satisfied for now.”
Brie heard manly
chuckles coming from the panel as she made her way off the stage. Thank God for the internet, she thought.


I had to google A2M, I had no idea what everyone was talking about, yup learned that meant ass to mouth.
ReplyDeleteI remember googling if it was true that a man could get a sexual callus on his penis, because due to a special circumstance, it appears that I had given my husband one, but it was just too hard to believe. Turns out that it is NOT a sexual callus, but the doctor used that term to better explain it to us, and grant us some relief that the condition wasn't at all serious!
ReplyDeleteUgh. This is soooo not sexual. I had to google how to drain a dog's anal glands. The pictures that popped up will never be erased. **shudder** At least my spaniel got some relief.
ReplyDeleteAfter being a smartass and calling a man "Sir", he made a comment about me "getting all BDSM on him," so I googled it. And so it began...
ReplyDeleteA long time ago in an IRC room the boys and I were talking....and for some reason pillows came up....so I did a search on pillow humping.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't exactly my story, but it is.
ReplyDeleteI "caught" my, then 15-year-old, son and his friend googling how to make love to a woman. They had found a page on cunnilingus that was quite detailed - and very good ;)
They had already seen it, so instead of getting angry, I told them that they may as well study well.
10 years later, he still brings it up as the funniest thing his mother ever did!
I will admit, because of this, he is not afraid to talk to me - about anything - no matter how squirm-worthy it may be to someone else. He tells all of his friends that his mom is cool like that!
My hubby and I looked up "how to make my wife squirt"! And it worked (a couple that googles together stays together...LOL)
ReplyDeleteI googled "how big can a mans penis get" and it sent me to so many male enhancement website and I got to see how big they can be ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm boring...I only google for recipes (e.g. corn muffins) or business locations (e.g. community bingo).
ReplyDeleteMy first "Google"moment was looking up S&M. I've heard of it, but never knew what it was. And now, my spouse is very thankful I did.
ReplyDeleteI googled how to give a BJ. wanted to make sure my guy was not going to stray or think about anyone else :d
ReplyDeleteI googled BDSM first then that lead to the different levels of play and toys and so on...and so on... and so on. Rather fun I do say... It's like the song that NEVER Ends...hehehe Thank God!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI googled many things regarding BDSM and 12 years later, I still google, looking for information.
ReplyDeleteHmm. I have googled so many things it's hard to pick the craziest/most memorable. Perhaps my googling of the special jewelry that Sir gave Brie was the most... interesting.
ReplyDeleteI am sure most Brie readers googled BDSM schools looking for Brie's experience or the Dom/me of their dreams :) But I would say googling porn sites or favorite porn stars is my naughty choice since I always delete my Google history when I am done. Love Julian Rios :)
ReplyDeleteI have mentioned it in a FB forum that will, since it is a private one, remain nameless; but I once Googled "I Googled it, Sir!" just to see what would come up.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading about Sir's favorite piece of furniture, I googled the Tantra Chair. Now, I want one too...
ReplyDeleteI googled "genital pearling". Do so at your own discretion. It ain't pretty, people.
ReplyDeleteWell mine can be construed as funny. I have to constantly regoogle because I end up forgetting what it said. This ranges from minutes to months. I don't know what I would do without google.
ReplyDeleteI need google to keep up with my kids. Sometimes they things I don't understsnd lol. So to sound/ seem to be cool I google it then throw it back at them and they look like WOW mom does know everything lol
ReplyDeleteI google everything! The craziest of them I think it was trying to find out what Gerbilling is. Still my mind can't recover from that concept... Shaking head.
ReplyDelete~Marla~
Soooo.....to let you guys know a bit about me, I am a super multi-tasker. That means I start 15 different tasks at once and finish them all at the same. That's a productive day:-) Anyways, so I was reading Brie and I wanted to see the actual tantra chair. I googled it and when it came up, I went to the website to look at the demonstration. Hottt as all out doors so......I went to tend to one of my other tasks and left that browser opened. My oldest son (15 years old) comes in from school and needs to use my computer but I forgot the tantra browser was opened. So he sits down at my desk and immediately gets back up and says "Mom, you are weird as ever!" Can you say awkward.....
ReplyDeleteI will say that I don't google for recipes any more.
ReplyDeleteI would have to say i googled how to have anal and not make a big mess. I have of course come to find out that googling that wasn't necessary. Just communication with my SO.
ReplyDeleteI googled how to make anal sex less painful because using anal lube was not lubricating enough and using the numbing stuff burned. We stumbled across a blog where this guy recommended coconut oil. WOW! I wish I could thank this man because my hubby and I have not been the same since. What you do is get some coconut oil and lay it flat on a baking sheet (something with a wall so it doesn't spill out) or some molding that is shaped straight. Put it in the fridge and cut into half inch pieces and store them for later. I keep mine in a tight container so when were ready we just grab one and pop it in. It melts into your body very fast and lubes in all the right places. It is also a natural anesthetic so that helps with pain. Anal has definitely been amazing and deep ;) I hope you ladies find this helpful as we did.
ReplyDeleteI googled m father in law, country music singer, his picture came up from Japan. the farm around his picture was pictures of pretty girls that kept changing
ReplyDeleteI am a boring Google user. Recipes, businesses and word definitions. I should spice up my Google adventures!
ReplyDeleteI haven't had an "I googled it, Sir." moment. But I love google. I use it for all kinds of things and I have to say, the most odd thing I googled would have to be images of "head up one's own ass." That has got to be some of the weirdest photos and most disturbing things you'll ever find. I was looking because someone was totally being a self centered jerk and I thought it would be funny to post a pic, but yeah, I was SO wrong. Just be careful what you look for because you never quite know what exactly you're going to get!
ReplyDeleteI asked it what would happen if maybe the sun went out. I just wanted to know if they knew the answer..
ReplyDeleteOMG.. I am embarrassed to say this.. someone told me that they knew someone by the name of Harry Balls... and I didn't believe him.. so I googled it.. and my goodness the things that come up when you google that. And NO there is no one with the name Harry Balls. LOL
ReplyDeleteI do have a name for you Harry William Baals (pronounced balls), he was the Mayor of Fort Wayne Indiana, 1934-1947.
DeleteI think the craziest thing I ever googled was this story I saw going around on Facebook with a picture of a woman's breast. I had a feeling it wasn't real, and it wasn't, but the true story it was "based" on or whatever was just as disturbing. And so was the video that went with it. *shudders*
ReplyDeletewell lets see here, the craziest thing i googled, i believe it was about squirting..... i didn't know women could do that, to go far and beyond where few men will venture to perfect lol!!!!!
ReplyDeletewell I google a lot but cannot say that I have ever googled anything like this. I did google sex toys once and then nearly got caught from my younges kids, so I do not do that anymore if the kids are at home at all.
ReplyDeleteSo we were discussing this at my house.... and my sons had me google the BME Pain Olympics.... needless to say... those people are CRAZY!!! It was horrifying!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was getting married I searched for chockers to wear with my wedding dress, as you can imagine I got more than an eye full of "chocker" related attire.
ReplyDeleteI googled myself . Found an article that had my wedding photo and an article about being a stripper..... well that was news to me! Lol
ReplyDeleteOne day my husband asked me how I figured out a problem I was having with my phone. I was VERY happy and excited to tell him that "I googled it"!!! I have googled pierced penises. =0)
ReplyDeleteMy hubby had made a comment to me about some fish that has antifreeze for blood - of course being the skeptic that I am I googled it !!! and you know what it's true - it's an antifreeze protein in their blood.
ReplyDeleteMy google was, learning to deep throat. (blushes) still can't get it right
ReplyDeleteWhat haven't I googled? I wish I could see my google history, I know they have it somewhere. Probably the weirdest things would be what certain terms mean that I have encountered around FB, like Dirty Sanchez. Ewwww.
ReplyDeleteI was reading and the author said that a female can"squirt" and I was not at all in belief. I googled this and before you know it I was on the internet for hours learning so much and opening so many new doors.
ReplyDeleteI googled BDSM to learn more about the lifestyle!
ReplyDeleteI googled "how to make your own spreader bar" then sent a link to the "how to" page to my hubs. ;)
ReplyDeleteI have googled vibrators, very fun
ReplyDeleteLove yo Google new sex toys
ReplyDeleteI googled - what is a prince albert? Let's just say my eyes just about popped out, lol!!
ReplyDeleteJay Samia
I was helping my then ten-year-old daughter do research for a report on Bears, the animal she picked for her report on Mamals, and I did a google search for Big Black Bears. Needless to say, I got Big Black Bear pictures alright, but some of them were NOT the ones that live in the woods and hibernate for the winter! LMAO Shortly after the Google picture search popped up, I heard my daughter scream, "OH, GROSS, MOM!!!" Yeah, nude pictures of big, hairy, African american men--some in chaps with their goodies exposed--doing things I should not post here. lol She asked why THAT turned up in the search, and I had to explain to her what THOSE kind of "Bears" were in a way that was age appropriate. Just as I taught her, she had no problem with them being Gay, but she did have a problem with them being naked and for what they were doing in the pics. She said, "I cannot "unsee" that, Mom!! Ewwwww!
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When I first started reading BDSM romances, I had to Google a lot to find out exactly what different equipment looked like to make sure that I was visualizing it right in my mind. I had no experience with the lifestyle but was very interested in learning more about it and reading stories so I wanted to make sure that I knew exactly what was being described.
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I also google "I googled it sir"
ReplyDeleteEasy-- the hubs asked where I "learned" something.. "I googled it Sir!"
ReplyDeleteOk, so actually Brie googled it
I've googles MANY things, most were words I found in BDSM books like... topping from the bottom (this was BEFORE I read Brie)
ReplyDeleteI googled tantra chair when it was mentioned and my husband was like oh damn, what are you reading on your kindle? And please keep reading it!
ReplyDeleteI've googled about everything, from lesson plans to tantra chairs and squirting.
ReplyDeleteCraziest thing I've googled, hmm... nothing really pops out. But, I do use google as spell check because the majority of the time my computer doesn't have a clue what I mean. Google is a life saver.
ReplyDeleteI've googled a lot of the equipment and different words when reading Brie learns the art of submission!! Made it easier to visualize what I was reading about! ;)
ReplyDeleteI belong to a group on FB and sometimes words or phrases are used so I will google them so I know what they are talking about. Reading the second complete book and loving it.
ReplyDeleteI googled what a red silk kajira was... as I was in IRC with several from a bondage server and so my journey began... of which it all started with brie
ReplyDeleteIn my many readings, I've read of various penis piercings. So I wanted to know what they were and the difference between each one AND the benefits. :) Now if I could just get my husband to get one! :D
ReplyDeleteI had to google "tantra chair", and OMG I'm glad I did. it looked sooo yummy.
ReplyDeleteI come from a long line of hypochondriacs..only those before me didnt have the lovely google...I go to google to type in symptoms only to find out they are deadly and I need to seek immediate care LOL
ReplyDelete50 Shades was the first book I'd read with any type of BDSM in it. I had to Google a lot of stuff! Then I discovered Brie...
ReplyDeleteTrying to look up another author that I read. I got a porn star video page. After reading mistress red's books. I do not need a video site.
ReplyDeleteMy father and nephew were debating about a yrea something happened and they both were determined to be correct........... I non- chalantly stated the correct date and dad is like How do you know tHat YOU are right? I smiled and said "I googled it dad" Then i started laughing so hard i have to walk out lol
ReplyDeleteThe funniest/oddest thing I ever Googled was when Master and I were having a contest to see who could find the terms with the least amount of hits. I also love to use Google to expand my knowledge of BDSM :)
ReplyDeleteOkay 4th times the charm-hopefully! I googled about how to deep throat. and let me tell you no matter how many articles you read, it is still crazy hard to breath out of your nose with something lodged down your throat. hahah
ReplyDeleteI wanted to know how to give pleasure better and how to learning to deep throat. I'm getting there!
ReplyDeleteI Googled the Sybian. What was this amazing machine? Now I want one....sigh.
ReplyDeleteI googled all the items you would find in a dungeon. I was quite surprised at all I found!
ReplyDeleteMy cousin (30) was looking for specific shoes for her Halloween costume and couldn't find what she was looking for. I was just on Amazon looking at shoes (of course under BDSM attire) and told her where to look. She comes back and asks me what BDSM was and I just had to tell her to "google it".
ReplyDeleteI googled deep throating and then applied what I had learned. SIR asked where I had learned to do that I said " I googled it SIR " on the advice of brie. Lets just say RED 'S book was just as helpful as google was. SIR was extremely pleased I took brie's advice :)
ReplyDeleteI have googled the different types of relationships. I wasn't sure what top, bottom, master, slave, dom, and submissive really meant. Pretty interesting and learned a lot!
ReplyDeleteWell... after an extremely pleasurable yet embarrassing (& messy) time in bed, I googled "female ejaculation" & found out exactly what the heck happened to me!
ReplyDeleteIt was SO helpful to know that I wasn't a freak. I am now an expert.
I may have Googled BDSM clubs in the surrounding areas... just to observe ;)
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